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Lord Please Help the Raiders - The Pope Sure Helped the Cards!
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On This date in history, Pope John Paul II names 18 new cardinals. I didn't even know he was into football. Apparently, after careful reasearch, I have found that the Cardinals are the oldest team in football. The Pope hopped in the Popemobile and ordained that the Cards play for St. Louis, then migrated to and settled in Arizona, for now ---- you know all the important U.S.A Holy Lands. And don't think for a minute that the Cardinals made it to the SuperBowl without any Divine Intervention. So we all need to band to gether and pray to you specific god to help out Oakland Raiders. If you believe in Christian Theology at all, you know that some of the most despicable characters are the foundation of the Christian Religion.... See! God does have a soft spot for the rogue or underdog, if you will. We may not be able to perform miracles, but we do have the power to seek out and provide fantastic deals on our deals page. Don't forget to enter our elite club of DOW picks... you don't even need to flirt with the St. Peter to get it!

Deal Posted: 02/02/2009 05:02 AM
Lord Please Help the Raiders - The Pope Sure Helped the Cards!